Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

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Derek Zoolander University of Modelling for Men.

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If you are Pedobear or any of his friends, please get off my page.
If I lurk on your page without commenting, you have every right to get angry at me and demand free mints.

Hi. I'm Derek Zoolander, president and model and founder and dean and CEO of the Derek Zoolander University of Modelling for Men.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
You know, I love modelling. I like to do this forever. When I'm 30, I hope I'm still modelling.

I don't usually comment people first randomly unless I think they look awesome or interesting. So comment me first and I'll get to know how awesome and amazing you are (or aren't).

I love you (unless I don't like you)
I am an Atheist (for now), Libertarian and I am NOT a conservative (quite obviously). My views are probably different than 98% of people on this forum.
Talk to me or I will feel unloved. If I don't reply, I'm probably too lazy or your profile looks boring. I will reply, I promise.
Oh and if you don't have a profile picture, I'll probably bug you about it unless you're awesome enough to go without one.
Oh and if you're a spammer that only gets post counts from Forum games and Bored. You suck. I like posters with quality, not quantity.

Leave me a comment, obey me......over 10,000+ views but not as many comments. I will catch the lurking culprit.

*Amends my profile*

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