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  1. GodzGirl

    Eowyn

    I was going to call it 'Eowyn's Contribution', but I pressed 'enter' by mistake (I'm on my mom's computer, not the kids' computer). ::mutter, grumble:: Second really stupid thing I've done today.
  2. GodzGirl

    Eowyn

    Seems like there's a lot of 'heavy' stuff in here ... this is suppose to be humorous. A friend was watching TTT and was bit by a plot bunny: What happened when Eowyn offered Legolas some of her (in)famous stew? My take on it. Hopefully, someone will find it funny ... "Lord Legolas!" Oh no. She saw me. Legolas masked his apprehension and turned. His slight smile was hard to retain when his suspicions were realized: Eowyn was, indeed, the one who was ... scenting the camp with her ... aromatic stew. "Can I aid you in some way?" he asked politely, hoping that if he ignored the fact that she was carrying bowls, spoons and a pot of overcooked potatoes and stringy meat that she would assume he wasn't hungry. It wasn't hard to act like he wasn't hungry: the smell of her stew was enough to take away a starving man's appetite. "I made some stew for the men-folks. I thought it was the best I could do right now." Eowyn's eyes were hopeful. "Have they all had enough?" Legolas stalled. Her right hand kept straying to the bowls. Eowyn seemed slightly disappointed. "They, ah ... all seemed to have eaten before I got to them. Have you eaten?" - quickly. How he wished he could say he had! "No, not yet. I haven't been hungry." And especially not after smelling that. Eowyn tried to smile. "I know it isn't much ... " I should. But how in the world am I going to choke it down? I've never been sick a day in my life ... well, maybe once or twice ... but this would most certainly make me sick. I am an Elf. Nothing can make me sick. Or should be able to, anyway. Try some of that. Let's see. He took an invisible deep breath and put on a smile. "Pour me a bowl, m'lady." She lit up like a candle. She almost spilled it over her fingers in her eagerness. Spill a little more, Eowyn. No really, go ahead. When she handed it over eagerly, Legolas carefully tipped some over the side while she pulled out a spoon. Taking it, he flashed her a broad smile before dipping the spoon into the stew that looked and smelled worse up close. He took a cautious sip. It was just as bad as he'd thought. He attempted to channel the almost impossible emotion of 'this is good!' into his voice, which wanted to say 'what is this disgusting mess!' "Valar!" "Is ... is it all right?" Legolas decided a little deception was in order. He took another sip. With it in his mouth, he said in a bright voice, "This is(n't) good." He hoped the 'n't' would go unnoticed. "Really?" "Really." "Do you think -- do you think Lord Aragorn would like some?" Legolas almost swallowed some. Good heavens. What an idea!! "I think he'd love some." "Really?" Eowyn almost flew down the path on wings of euphoria. Legolas waited until she was out of sight and earshot before spewing out the stew he had put in his mouth and hidden under his tongue and in his cheeks. Working up spit and cleaning out his mouth, Legolas regarded the bowl of stew. He considered pouring it out, but wondered how else he could use it. Gimli came stumping along past him. " 'ello lad," he grunted. Legolas smirked. "Good to see you," he said neutrally. When the Dwarf was farther down the path, he hurled the spoon, the bowl, and the contents thereof in Gimli's direction. When Gimli, incensed, turned around, Legolas was nowhere to be seen. Meanwhile, hidden behind a tent, an Elf snickered. So, it's lame. The title is supposed to be 'Eowyn's Contribution', but I'm on an unfamiliar computer and pressed 'enter' by mistake.
  3. GodzGirl

    What Are You Listening to the Saga!

    Everything - Lifehouse. (Haha, post # 2323. )
  4. GodzGirl

    Peter Pan

    ... That was really weird ...
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    Lifehouse's 'Everything' Skit

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyheJ480LYA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyheJ480LYA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Every time I see this video, I nearly cry. And how can I Stand here with You And not be moved by You? Would you tell me How could it be Any better than this? 'Cause You're all I want You're all I need You're everything Everything...
  6. GodzGirl

    Job/work?

    As of now, I have worked at my job once. That's because a friend, my mom and I clean houses -- or we will, when we have more than one customer. I got $20 from the total. La di da.
  7. GodzGirl

    Trapped in the Drive-Thru

    ...well that was a waste of my time. >_<
  8. GodzGirl

    Hot Juicy Burger!

    Ha. Ha. Ha. Stupid, yet funny.
  9. GodzGirl

    Funny Cat Pictures

    I like all of those. I've seen some of them before, but they're still funny. I've seen some other really funny ones, but this is the only one on this computer:
  10. GodzGirl

    Please pray

    Since we started buying our house instead of renting one, we've been getting a little low on money. To help, my mom, a friend and I are going to start a cleaning business. Please just pray that we would get customers, that we would do well, that I would be a huge help to my mom, &c. in that vein. Also, (this is trivial), we need a name for the business. :blush: Sounds stupid, but I'm serious. Thanks in advance.
  11. GodzGirl

    Rate Da Sig!

    Looks creepy, spooky, &c. 9/10
  12. Me too! ::gives bananarama a high five through the computer:: Yeah!
  13. I'd give you that too, except I don't understand why Christian teens "need" to talk about these things. Yes, I can avoid it, but I don't see why it has to be here at all. What is it going to help?
  14. I added the bold to emphasize what I'm going to be replying to. Question: Why do we need to talk about homosexuality in graphic detail? We all know what it is. I have never been, am not, and will never be, a lesbian -- why do I "really need" to talk about what lesbians do? And for heaven's sake, why do Christian teens especially "need" to talk about it?! We are not to be behaving that way! It's an abomination! And how is knowing 'what goes on' going to help me? It would just be more sick junk floating around in my head ... wasted brain cells. Knowing what homosexuals do isn't going to help me lead them to the Kingdom. I did not and do not approve of the idea of a sub-forum about homosexuality or sex in general. Thirteen-year-olds don't need to read these things. I came to this forum for clean, Christian fellowship and fun, not to read about homosexuality. >>Edit>> I do realize that this isn't a pillowed world, and I know that it is tough and nasty out there. That doesn't mean I need to know specific, graphic things about homosexuality. <<Edit<<
  15. No Legolas?? I was expecting SOMEBODY would add him ... hmm. As says the poll (and we all know how VERY RELIABLE polls are), I am most like Sam. I'm not surprised.
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