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Captain Jack Sparrow

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  1. I think I remember you

  2. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Guess the person to post next

    Incorrect! You forget to expect the unexpected. Skywatcher.
  3. Sami? Sami Jane? Sammy is it you!? I will never forget you. Never.

  4. Captain Jack Sparrow

    ban the person above me

    Banned for being a mutant swamp frog.
  5. O Zabby, where have you gone.

  6. Megan, where are you, come back.

  7. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Star Wars: The Bored Awakens

  8. It did Boogles, it did. Just like all my dreams and pets.
  9. Well well well.

     

     

    Well.

    1. Captain Jack Sparrow

      Captain Jack Sparrow

      Not that it hurt my feeling or whatever but you never replied to this.

  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Irish or Not Irish

    Sad truth is, Irish decent doesn't really count.
  11. Bu... No heart for meee? :crying:

  12. Eye'm cytil youzing jeemale, butt eye doughn't ofen eemale peepel, beecowz thear reeli izn't much four me two sai. At the mowment eye doughn't hav such a grate leyef. Did we evir exchanj eemale adresez thow? We culd hav filasofical discushinz abowt serius ishoows...

  13. Yes, phaisebuke was way to extreme, I couldn't handle the pressure. But I am still on the internet :naughty:

  14. No, I'm afriad there can be no physical contact; it will only lead to regrets. A quiet solemn nod will do.

  15. Why don't I get poop? D:

  16. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Politically, I am ...

    I say ferretism.
  17. Captain Jack Sparrow

    At what age do you wanna marry?

    40 to 50. That leaves room for a nice age gap.
  18. Hey Becky. This will come as a huge shock to you, but I am actually in fact your guardian angel. I've saved you're life about 7456 times so far, and you don't even know it.

    I just thought I should let you know.

  19. Oh Katie you silly girl, you are never silly. <3

  20. Oh dear, I'm replying a bit late.

    I deactivated my Fb account, because it was an incessant itch, figuratively speaking. I never went to Australia, that was just a misunderstanding. :) I'm living in Cape Town now. I have a room with my very own balcony, absolutely perfect for smooching in the moonlight. Not that I do that but yeah. I want to know what you are doing. PM me immediately, do not leave the building before you have sent me a message. Do not leave your computer/phone/ipad/typewriter before you send the message. Send a message now. Not later but actually now, within the next 1 minute of you life. Make it 3 minutes, to give you time to type out all the details. <3

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