Your rhetorical move was equivalent to a suicide bombing. "Well you can't win because our words don't mean anything." I'm sorry, I just can't stand for that. People who would defend anything like that deserve to die.
I know I probably am, but I can incorporate new bands only so fast. Let me share you something I recently found. Sleep Party People. In honor of you, I'll bump up Modest Mouse and see if I can like them. I probably will, they're folksy right?