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The Corrupt a Wish Game

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I've seen this played on some other forums, and it's pretty fun. Someone will say a wish, and the next poster has to grant it, but something goes horribly wrong.

Example:

First person--I wish I could fly to the moon.

Second person--Granted, but two minutes after, you run out of oxygen. I wish I could go to Antarctica.

Third person--Granted, but you get eaten by a penguin. I wish....

That's basically the point. I suppose I'll start.

I wish that my cat would stop leaving so much hair everywhere.

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Granted, but you will be sick again next week, only 10 times worse.

I wish that I would never have to listen to an auctioneer ever again!

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granted but now you have to listen to the boring news...

i wish my parents would lighten up and let me be with michael.

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Granted, but your increased awareness of the world around you comes at a terrible cost - the utter and complete realization of all the world's ills.

I wish I could have two more wishes. :P

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granted, but its only b/c someone had to help you on 5 of the frames.

i wish i could see andrew. or michael. or both. yea both.

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granted but now you forget your best friends name everytime you see him/her

i wish my parents would hurry and leave.

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Guest punkkish_texan

Granted, but they take you with them.

I wish I could dye my hair.

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Guest punkkish_texan

You un-wishy wisher.

I wish I could watch the stars on my roof someday.

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