Yoda Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Granted... he orders his personal assistant to annoy you instead. I wish I had more time in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladesinger Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Granted. You now have all the time in the world... Literally. You don't die until the sun swallows the Earth. Morbid. I wish I were in Idaho right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesusismyticket Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 On 2/28/2017 at 11:37 AM, Bladesinger said: Granted. You now have all the time in the world... Literally. You don't die until the sun swallows the Earth. Morbid. I wish I were in Idaho right now. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN IDAHO. I LIVE IN IDAHO. XD Granted but you discover it's terribly boring here XD I wish I could meet a guy that wasn't creepy XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Granted... you find someone who has no interest in you? I wish I was a chess Grandmaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noelKt5 Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Granted, but now most people find you horribly boring. I wish I could type faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Lol that seems like a good tradeoff... Granted but you make lots of mistakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noelKt5 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I wish the person above me had made a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Granted! Here is my wish! I wish my eye was perfectly fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noelKt5 Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Granted, and your eye has been upgraded in many ways. Prettier color, slightly larger, much better vision, resulting in having mismatched eyes, and screwed up vision. I wish my orientation at work was over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesusismyticket Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 granted but they decide they don't need you anymore. I wish I could pass economics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Granted, you decide to work really hard, do lots of studying, not procrastinate, turn off facebook, and be properly diligent. And you pass. I wish I had more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noelKt5 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Granted, you are fired from your job and kicked out of chess club. Suddenly you have tons of free time and are bored to tears. I wish I was a better cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Granted but you can't afford any food I wish I was a better person (and not boring). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComedyMusicHistory Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Granted, but now you have dozens of people wanting to be best friends with you. I wish I wasn't so tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMac Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 Granted, but now you sleep for 16 hours a day and get nothing done I wish I was more confident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComedyMusicHistory Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 Granted, but now you have random people fawning all over you. I wish the rug by my computer was vacuumed because it has crumbs on it (from eating at the computer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMac Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 Granted, but now your rug has been taken away altogether I wish for a new pair of trainers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComedyMusicHistory Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 (edited) Granted, but they're too small for your feet and pinch your toes. (I actually had to look up what trainers are. It's the British word for sneakers/tennis shoes/sports shoes/running shoes.) I wish I was cooking more often. Edited August 1, 2020 by ComedyMusicHistory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMac Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 (apologies for my British-isms lol) Granted, but everything you cook is completely inedible I wish I had a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubby Aurora Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Granted! Your sandwich is made out of moldy bread, rotten bologna, and the world's stinkiest, most disgusting cheese. ew I wish I would bond with my parakeet more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMac Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Granted, you have successfully bonded with your parakeet and have become a single entity. You are now half parakeet. I wish I had a better phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubby Aurora Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Granted! Your phone is a brand you’ve never heard of and it’s nothing like anything you’ve used before. I wish my WiFi wasn’t so laggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMac Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Granted, you no longer have laggy WiFi. Because you no longer have WiFi I wish for a horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubby Aurora Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Granted! You have a mean horse who refuses to work with people and has a history of severely injuring children. I wish the world wasn’t so horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMac Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Granted, it is now even more horrible than one can possibly imagine I wish for a delicious hamburger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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