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The Corrupt a Wish Game

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(Don't apologize for your British-isms. I find different dialects interesting!)

Granted, but the meat of your hamburger is undercooked. 

I wish my muscles were not so sore.

 

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Granted, you're muscles no longer feel pain. As a result, you have lost your sense of touch altogether

 

I wish I could sew

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Granted! You can sew... but you accidentally stab yourself every time you do it.
 

I wish I could keep my personality my entire life.

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Granted, but your life has been extended indefinitely. Same personality for eternity with no change, sounds kinda dull 

 

I wish for a bowl of soup

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Granted! The soup... is your least favorite soup and is years expired. 
 

I wish people would put out better transformation-related content on YouTube.

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Granted, but every video is 8 hours of unskippable, unrelated stuff, then five minutes of really good content

 

I wish for a big house

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Granted, he only speaks in Gaelic. But very bad Gaelic, so translations don't work well

 

I wish for a comfy bed

 

 

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Granted! Your comfy bed is cursed and whenever you dream it’s a terrible nightmare of your worst fear.

I wish for cheese 

(idk anymore XD)

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Granted, the cheese is growing a putrid amount of mould

 

I wish to time travel

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