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heyy.

what are some of your favourite movie quotes?? be they funny, inspirational or anything else..

here's one of mine from blades of glory:

McElroy: They're laughing at us!

Chazz: Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

LOL. XD

anyway, what are yours??

God Bless

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Guest FirefromtheEast

-"There is no normal"- Angus

-"Taking on a Vampire at night is a mission for morons and fools; which are you?" -Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

-"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

-"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

-"We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni... We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."

-"Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite."

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Gimili in LOTR II

"He's twitchin'... 'cause he's got my ax embedded in his nervous system!"

(After Legolas takes the Elefant down) "That still only counts as one!"

300

"Come back with your shield... or on it."-Queen of Sparta

There's one from Batman Begins that I really like that I can't remember...

I have plenty more. I'll post again when I think of them.

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From Oh Brother, Where Art Though, "Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

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Lols, all 3 Pirates are unbelieivably quotable movies.

But some other favorites. "Sorry, what was that? I was distracted by the half masticated cow rolling around in your wide, open trap." and "Will you desist?!" -- Miss Congeniality ;].

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"Sorry, what was that? I was distracted by the half masticated cow rolling around in your wide, open trap." and "Will you desist?!" -- Miss Congeniality ;].[/b]

hahaha i love that one XD

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Donald Sinclair: I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric.

-Rat Race

Oreius: Numbers do not win a battle.

Peter: No, but I bet they help.

-The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Maximus: What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Maximus: Strength and honor.

-Gladiator

Han Solo: I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody gets delusions of grandeur.

Han Solo: Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

Han Solo: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Jabba the Hutt: This bounty hunter is my kind of scum! Fearless and inventive!

Emperor Palpatine: Oh no, young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken about a great many things.

Darth Vader: The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

Darth Vader: (While choking Admiral Motti) I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Han Solo: Together again.

Luke Skywalker: Wouldn't miss it.

Han Solo: How are we doing?

Luke Skywalker: The same as always.

Han Solo: That bad, huh?

-Star Wars

And I know there's more, I just can't think of them right now...

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Igor - Dr. Frankenstein?

Fredrick- "Fronkensteen"

Igor- You're putting me on.

Frederick- No, its pronounced "Fronkensteen"

Igor - Do you also say "Frode-rick"?

Fredrick - No...Fredrick.

Igor - Well why isn't it Frode-rick Fronkensteen?

Fredrick- It isn't; its Fredrick Fronkensteen..

Igor - I see..

Fredrick - You must be Eegor.

Igor - No, its pronounced EYE-gor.

Frederick - But they told me it was Eegor

Igor - Well they were wrong then weren't they?

Dr. Frankenstein -"I don't mean to embarass you, but I'm a rather brilliniat surgeon; perhaps I could help you with that hump."

Igor -"What hump?"

Igor-"Walk this way"...(gives Dr. Frankenstein the cane)..."this way!" (imitates walking with the cane)

:roflol: I love Igor. He's so funny

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Lols, all 3 Pirates are unbelieivably quotable movies.[/b]

Oh, definitely. Here's a mix of my favorites from all three (only the ones I can remember off the top of my head; otherwise this post would never end, lol)

"My peanut!" ~ Captain Jack Sparrow

"I'm disinclined to aquiesce to your request. Means no." ~ Barbossa

"Why is the rum gone? ...*Elizabeth talks*... Yes, but why is the rum gone?" ~ Jack

"It'll be impossible to live with her after this." ~ Jack

Pintel - "What are you talking about, you can't read"

Ragetti - "It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!"

"This isn't a dream. If it was a dream, there'd be rum." ~ Jack

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,

[looks at Jack's sword]

Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of

Jack: But you have heard of me.

"Elizabeth! *whispers* Hide the rum!" ~ Jack

"You smell funny." ~ Jack

Jack: My ship, makes me captain.

Barbossa: They be my charts!

Jack: Well that makes you... chartman.

Jack: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

Jack: 'Ello, beastie.

Jack: You mistrust him? Listen, you can mistrust him, trust me.

Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?

Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?

Will Turner: Not much.

Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth.

Jack: Savvy?

Jack: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Jack: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Jack: ...And really bad eggs...

And from The Princess Bride:

Vizzini: Inconceivable!

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.

Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.

Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.

Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.

Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.

Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.

Vizzini: Enough of that.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.

Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.

Westley: As you wish!

Ok, so longer than I'd anticipated... sorry guys!

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Pirates I:

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" :P

and any other POTC quote.... :) I love those movies.[/b]

I was ganna do that one....okay ummm

"they're stealing our ship!! BLOODY PIRATES!!!!"

"All treasure isn't just silver and gold mate."

"let you all remember this as the day that you almost....*Splash*

"BLAST IM ALREADY AWAKE...that was for the smell"

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sry noelle, u mentioned Batman, so I searched lol

these aren't my favorite movie quotes, just random BB ones

[bruce has been arrested]

Chinese Police Officer: He refuses to give his name.

Chinese Police Officer: Fool, what do I care what your name is? You're a criminal.

Bruce Wayne: I'm not a criminal!

Chinese Police Officer: Tell that to the guy who owned these.

[shows Bruce a box with "Wayne Enterprises" stamped on it]

Lucius Fox: Mr Wayne, the way I see it, all this stuff is yours anyway.

that's good enough for now lol

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"Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter" - Yoda

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengence - in this life or the next." - Gladiator

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The Prestige

Cutter: "Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled. "

Borden: "The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything. "

Angier: "No one cares about the man in the box, the man who disappears. "

Cutter: "Take a minute to consider your achievement. I once told you about a sailor who drowned"

Angier: "Yes, he said it was like going home. "

Cutter: "I lied. He said it was agony"

Freedom Writers

Marcus: "That Miep Gies lady, the one that help hide her, I like her. I got all these other books about her from the library."

Erin Gruwell: "Wow, you used your library card?"

Marcus: "nah.."

Andre: "Why should I give you my respect? Because you call your a teacher. How do I know that your not a bad person standing up there? "

Erin Gruwell: "Does anyone know Homer's the Odyssey? "

Marcus: "I know Homer the Simpson"

Gloria: "if you look in my eyes, you'll see a lonely girl. If you like at my smile, you'll see nothing wrong. If you pull up my shirt, you'll see the bruises. What did I do to make him so mad? "

Eva: "I don't even know how this war started. It's just two sides that tripped each other way back. Who cares about the history behind it? I am my father's daughter, and when they call me to testify, I will protect my own, no matter what. "

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i knew we had one of these threads. back to life!

ijust watched rocknrolla and had to post this:

johnny quid: "Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and i'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren"

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Juno: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.

Juno: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Juno: I think I'm in love with you.

Bleeker: You mean as friends?

Juno: No, I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know?

Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.

Leah: You should look in the PennySaver.

Juno: They have ads for parents?

Leah: Yeah! "Desperately Seeking Spawn."

Shop guy: You better pay for that pee stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!

Juno: If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.

Vanessa: That's great.

Mark: Keep it in the oven.

Juno: Wow, your shorts are like especially gold today.

Bleeker: My mom uses color safe bleach.

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Princess Bride

Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3

Star Wars 1-6

If I listed the quotes I liked in the above movies I might as well copy the whole script.

Although I've always liked these other individual ones:

"You were like woaaoaoooah, and we were like woaooaoaah, and you were like woaaah." - Junior from Finding Nemo

"It's like de ja vu, like we've been here before!"

"I think it's San Diego!"

"No, it's like de ja vu, like we've been here before!" - Alex and (can't remember the giraffe) from Madagascar

(will edit when more comes to mind)

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[Donnie Darko]

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

[The Science of Sleep]

Stephane: You can see real life in 3-D.

Stéphanie: Isn't life already in 3-D?

Stephane: No but, yeah but, come on.

Stephane: Will you marry me when you are seventy? You'd have nothing to lose.

Stéphanie: You have a serious problem of distorting reality. You could sleep with the entire planet and still feel rejected.

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

Jules - Pulp Fiction

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