Called Out Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Alright guys, we're all familiar with man law. For each post, type one law that you think is most important... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JAG Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Spanking is only appropriate on the field. Locker rooms, communal showers, and hallways are inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Under no circumstances is a man permitted to spit out an alcoholic beverage, regardless of taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampfox Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Men don't treat women as inferior. Don't treat anyone like crap. be a friend, and be a light of Christ to all the people at school and everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atonement Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Under no circumstances do you mention the Man Law. -broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Men don't treat women as inferior. Don't treat anyone like crap. be a friend, and be a light of Christ to all the people at school and everywhere.[/b] I really must ask....Do you know what a man law is? >_< Oh, and can we post more than once with important man laws? Because i have another important one: You must choose a team to root for during a football game. No exceptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anarkisms Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 number one man law... no matter whats going on man up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Never, ever, under any circumstances, may a man back away from a powertool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decoy Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 ^LOL^ On roadtrips, a survival of the fittest mentality is applied to restroom pit stops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 A man must never share an umbrella with another man. This coincides with the rule that: A man must never use an umbrella at all, unless absolutely nessesary (IE it's raining acid) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decoy Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Men do not allow friends to wear speedos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atonement Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Two men may not share a sandwich. Especially if it contains lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 ^LOL. The lettuce part is what made it awesome. Every man is required to know how to operate a vehicle with manual transmission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decoy Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 The remote is not a negotiable item. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atonement Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 There is no standing next to men at the urinals. If there is another spot farther away, you take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 There is no standing next to men at the urinals. If there is another spot farther away, you take it.[/b] If no spot further away is availible, you must wait, or throw one of the current urinal users into a wall, and beat them in the chest or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decoy Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Answers to questions should consist of yes, no, a shrug, or "I'm watching the game!" Any question requiring further explanation or real thought must be googled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atonement Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 There is no discussing the fact that you may or may not have seen your friend naked in the locker room. What happens in that room. Stays there. Period. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 If you take a massive, seething dump in a public toilet, do not flush it. Let the next man revel in its holiness. If you feel extra manly, clog the toilet on purpose to expose the janitor to your new religion. If you make one in a private or home toilet, flush ONLY if your wife is home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atonement Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 If you take a massive, seething dump in a public toilet, do not flush it. Let the next man revel in its holiness. If you feel extra manly, clog the toilet on purpose to expose the janitor to your new religion. If you make one in a private or home toilet, flush ONLY if your wife is home.[/b] I disagree... thats just nasty dude... Every man must have one friend that you have no idea why you are friends with nothing in common, yet you are so alike. If you take a massive, seething dump in a public toilet, do not flush it. Let the next man revel in its holiness. If you feel extra manly, clog the toilet on purpose to expose the janitor to your new religion. If you make one in a private or home toilet, flush ONLY if your wife is home.[/b] I disagree... thats just nasty dude... Every man must have one friend that you have no idea why you are friends with nothing in common, yet you are so alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decoy Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Men do not open beer. It is opened by the woman who delivers it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atonement Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Men do not open beer.It is opened by the woman who delivers it.[/b] WOOT WOOT sexism... no. Men never can know proper terms for fashion styles and variations UNLESS it is there given profession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 ^Oh snap! A man may never using a rolling suitcase. If you can't carry a bag, you're not a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decoy Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 WOOT WOOT sexism... no[/b] I don't personally believe in that one but I couldn't resist On that positive note, I believe I'll try for some sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atonement Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 No men under any circumstance will choose salad over steak. Unless commanded by a physician... or you are on a cannibalistic island... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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