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well i dont know the exact words but... to make a long post short ..... near the end of national treasure when the guy was apologizing to the woman for dropping her and she said she would have done the same thing .... i like it when the other guy calls them freaks..... its hilarious

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Originally posted by da geek@Jun 4 2005, 12:59 PM

well i dont know the exact words but... to make a long post short ..... near the end of national treasure when the guy was apologizing to the woman for dropping her and she said she would have done the same thing .... i like it when the other guy calls them freaks..... its hilarious

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Benjamin Franklin Gates: I'm so sorry I dropped you, I had to get the Declaration!

Abigail Chase: It's ok, I would've dropped you too.

Benjamin Franklin Gates: You would?

Abigail Chase: Yeah.

Riley Poole: And I would've dropped you both! Freaks.

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thanks.... lol

i watched bill and teds excellent adventure today and i heard something i never heard before.... its funny... to me

ted: i am darth ted

bill: i am luke bill.... your not my father

lol

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Phantom of the opera{2004}

"i have brought you to the kindom where all must pay hopmage to music"

Phantom of the opera{1925}

"feast your eyes glut your soul on my accursed ugliness"

Cabaret{1971}

"money makes the world go round"

"twoies are better then oneies and better then that are threes"

Night of the living dead{1960/1961}

"there coming to get you barbra"

"there coming for you"

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"Where were you?"

"Taking care of something...UGLY!"

"Come Dartagnan, we're saving the king!"

"Then you'll answer to God."

"You first."

"One less mouth to feed."

-The Three Musketeers

(So they aren't in order...so what? ;) )

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"It is evil. It is so evil. It is a bad bad plan that will hurt many people that are good. I think it's great because it's so bad!"

"Chosimba, you must join in the great circle of..... stuff..."

"Betty has gone too far. Killing is bad, and wrong. There should be a bigger stronger word for killing. Like, wrongbad, or badong. That's it, killing is badong. I will be the opposite of killing: goodnodab."

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"You mock my pain! " -Buttercup

"Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something, " -Man in black

- The Princess Bride

[While trapped in a tight room]

"LET ME OUT OR I'll SCREAM!"-Veruca

"Ahhhh, somebody's touching me! "-Mrs. Tevee

"Look here, Wonka! "-Mr. Salt

"Excuse me, question time will be at the end of the session! "-Mr. Wonka

"What is this, Wonka? Some kind of fun-house? "-Mr. Salt

"Why, having fun? "-Mr. Wonka

[About Augustus, who is drowning in the river of chocolate]

"Don't just stand there; do something! "-Mrs. Gloop

"Help. Police. Murder. "-Mr. Wonka

[Also about Augustus]

"He can't swim! "-Mrs. Gloop

"There's no better time to learn, "-Mr. Wonka

"It happens every time; they all become blueberries! "-Mr. Wonka

-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

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"those kids dont scare me ..... aghhhhhhhhhhhh help me"-children of the living dead

"they look almost human"-night of the living dead{in the early colorized print this line should of been cut as tehy have green skin and yellow hair}

"f**ked up the ###### with barbed wire* jerry spinger {act III}

satan"want you to do a show for me"

jerry"you want me to do a show for you the devil in hell?"-JS{act II}

"hello and welcome to this speical edion of the jerry springer show live from hell hey thats me this is my show" JS{act II}

"my music he stole my music"phatom of the opera{1943}/phantom opf the paridice

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"Ah, Vader. I thought I smelled your stench when I got on board." - Princess Leia, Star Wars (A New Hope)

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"A man should know two things; everything or nothing. Which do you know?- Lady Bracknell

"Nothing, Lady Bracknell." - 'Earnest'

-The Importance of Being Earnest-

^HILARIOUS PLAY...never saw the movie

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thats so diculous its ridiculous paul walkers character from meet the deedles ... i think his name is phil

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"LAS VEGAS!" - Wacky Protestor

"Boss...are...you okay?" - Luci

"Gabriel, Olivia, we have to leave now. This ungodly demention is about to close and we'll be trapped here forever." - Bibleman

"Really?" - Olivia

"Cool!" - Gabriel

"No. No no. No." - Bibleman

"I'm gonna do something like that famous artist Cuisin-art!" - Wacky Protestor

- Bibleman: The Fight for Faith

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pulp fiction

Marsellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherf*****. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n***** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his a**.

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Originally posted by freezexbrand@Jun 20 2005, 11:18 PM

pulp fiction

Marsellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherf*****. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n***** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his a**.

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i adore pulp fiction! the movies become kind of a constant running gag in our dorm...the dance travolta and thurman do lol

a friend of mine was so bored he actually edited pulp fiction so that all the episodes were in order one night - result: the movie was pretty much "unwatchable" :scared:

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"That's the Wacky Protestor?! He's our nemesis?!" - Bibleman

"Well, THAT sure was colorful. But he should've just stuck with crayons: they're fun, and non-toxic." - Bibleman

- Bibleman: The Fight for Faith

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"...and you [delayed] my rendevouz with Star Command! "-Buzz

*pause*

" YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOOOOOYYYYY! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're-----you're an ac-tion fig-ure! You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING! "-Woody

"You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity, "-Buzz

-Toy Story

"...I'm going to let go of the wall! "-Buzz 2

"What?!!! "-Toys

"He wouldn't, "-Potato Head

"One...."-Buzz 2

"He would, "-Hamm

"Two...."-Buzz 2

"[ad lib] No Buzz, no! "-Toys

"THREE! "-Buzz 2

*Toys fall onto elevator and start going up*

"Tooooo infinity and BEYOND! Re-engaging gravity, "-Buzz 2

*Elevator stops, toys stagger into vent*

"...the [motion]-sickness will wear off momentarily. And now, let's move! "-Buzz 2

"Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back, "-Potato Head

"I'm Buzz Lightyear! "-Buzz

"I'm Buzz Lightyear! "-Buzz 2

"So who's the real Buzz? "-Woody

"I AM! "-Both Buzzes

"Don't let this imposter fool you; he's been sent by Zurg to imitate my every move! "-Buzz 2

*Buzz pushes the button and opens Buzz 2's helmet*

"*starts gasping*"-Buzz 2

*Toys watch Buzz 2 fall to the ground, unimpressed. *

-Toy Story 2

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"A brightly shining star where there was none;

You have granted us…a son!" - Jacob

"Dreams do come true.

Look at you!" - Rachel

"Joseph." - Jacob

"Our baby brother---" - Brothers

"He is special!" - Jacob

"He is one of us;

We'll keep him from harm.

And we will teach him---" - Brothers

"I will teach him all he needs to know.

He'll walk apart from other men!" - Jacob

"We'll stand beside him and together

We will show him what it means to be a family." - Brothers

"You are a miracle child!

You are the best;

You shine the brightest.

Your days will be cloudless and mild;

Your trails be blessed,

Your trials the lightest.

You were made for better things;

You will share the air of kings;

You were born and fortune smiled:

For you are a miracle child!" - Jacob, Rachel

"The sun will rise within your eyes;

The moon will light your smile.

And heaven grace your gentle face

With power to beguile.

You will wade through the river of sorrows

Warm and dry." - Rachel

"And angels will guide your tomorrows;

This I prophesy." - Jacob

"For

You are a miracle child!

You are the best;

You shine the brightest.

Your days will be cloudless and mild;

Your trails be blessed,

Your trials the lightest.

You were made for better things;

You will share the air of kings;

You were born and fortune smiled:

For you are a miracle child!" - Jacob and Rachel

"Dearest mother,

Beloved father:

A coat of colors bright as butterfly wings!

To remind me

Things you've told me all my life:

I am special; I am smart

I am somehow set apart;

Petty rules and limitations don't apply!

For I am a miracle child!

I can't be harmed;

I'm wrapped in rainbow!

Though fate can be heartless and wild,

My life's been charmed

And shall remain so.

I was made for something more:

Not to struggle but to soar

To my fortune reconciled.

For I am a miracle child!

You won't see me bent over double

In darkness and rubble

Where mountains of trouble are piled.

I was destined to fly!

Watch me light up the sky

For I am a miracle child!" - Joseph

- Joseph: King of Dreams

There's a reason Joseph was in prison for two years...this movie brought that home to me. Joseph probably was a snob; and really, why not, if he grew up like that?

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Tri Pi: That #### had the nerve to call me shallow!

[pause]

Tri Pi: You look SO thin!

[looking for a dress on clothes rack]

Adam: Hmm... I'm sure this would look good... on an anorexic!

from "Sorority Boys"

Paris: Paris P. Olgilvie. Antiquities dealer, entrepreneur.

Riddick: Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer

[after Johns was killed by an alien]

Imam: Where's Johns?

Riddick: Which half?

from "Pitch Black"

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"...we must remember that there are more important things; many more important things. *pause* Offhand, I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there must be something. And now for tomorrow's weather, and...."-Newsman

"Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've been over the past few days, but now I can safely say that your time and money have been well-spent. This machine...will tell us the precise location of the three remaining golden tickets, "-Man

*pushes buttons; paper comes out of computer*

"It says: 'I won't tell; that would be'------'cheating'....*chuckles nervously*"-Man

*pushes buttons*

"I am now telling the computer that if it will give me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize, "-Man

*paper comes out*

"He says: 'What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?' *laughs nervously*, "-Man

*vehemently pushes buttons*

"I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate! "-Man

*continues to angrily push buttons

-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

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