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Shark Tale-

" Who...in the hallibut trips underwater??" - Oscar to Sykes.

Star Wars Episode III-

" Let's take him together this time" Obi Wan to Anakin on fighting Count Dooku

" I was just about to say the same thing."- Anakin

Mr. and Mrs. Smith-

" Honey...honey, you don't want to go to sleep angry."- Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie.

Will have more soon.

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from Bend it like Beckham it's an awesome movie! if you ever get a chance to see it, do so!

All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!

Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.

Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.

At least I taught her full Indian dinner, the rest is up to God.

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"Lord, I'll never pick another pocket again, as long as I live, I swear it! But here's the problem: if You don't let me live, how can I prove my good faith to You? If You've heard me, this ledge will remain steady as a rock -- and that thing coming at me won't be what I think it is. If it is, there's no hard feelings, of course -- but I'd be very disappointed." - Phillipe

"I have not just seen what I have just seen! I do not believe what I believe..." - Phillipe

"Hullo! Hullo, up there! For pity's sake, hullo!" - Phillipe

"Hullo, hullo! What do you want down there?" - Imperious

"I was told to bring you this bird; it's been wounded." - Phillipe

"Oh, good shot! Bring it in, we'll dine together!" - Imperious

"We can't eat this bird!" - Phillipe

"Well, why n -- Oh [no], is it Lent again already?!" - Imperious

"I said, Open in the name of the Bishop!" - Soldier

"I've MET the Bishop, you blasphemous lout, and you look nothing like him!" - Imperious

::a bridge collapses from a pull of a cord by Imperious::

"AWWWW!" - Soldiers

"Sorry! I'm a monk, not an archeitect!" - Imperious

"Ah, this way, my chum, straight through the big main doors. And don't forget -- " - Imperious

"AWWWW!" - Soldier

::falls through bridge to water beneath::

" -- walk on the LEFT side!" - Imperious

"We met a little trouble on our way to an inn." - Phillipe

"You took Isabeau to an inn?" - Navarre

"Well, first we went to a stable...." - Phillipe

"What did you do in a stable?" - Navarre

"We changed clothes." - Phillipe

"WHAT?" - Navarre

"Not -- not together, of course!" - Phillipe

"You left her alone?!" - Navarre

"No, never!" - Phillipe

"So you DID change -- " - Navarre

"No, no, no." - Phillipe

- Ladyhawke

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"Yeah, I've still got time." - Bob

"Want to catch a robber?" - Bob

"No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing...just to shake things up?" - Lucius

"That ain't right. We look like bad guys! INCOMPETENT bad guys!" - Lucius

"Get out of here! Go check the electric fences or something. What is it? Who are you? What do you want?" - E

::Bob pulls down his sunglasses so she can see him::

"My [word], you've gotten fat." - E

"You need a new suit, that much is certain." - E

"A new suit? Well, where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?" - Bob

"You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy, so ask me now before I again become sane." - E

"Wait. You want to make me a suit?" - Bob

"You push too hard, dahling! But I accept!" - E

"Hello, E? This is Helen." - Helen

"Helen who?" - E

"Helen Parr? You know -- [sighs] -- Elastigirl?" - Helen


"I cut it [the baby's supersuit] a little roomy for the free movement; the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin; it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof; and machine washable, dahling; that's a new feature." - E

"What on earth do you think the baby will be DOING?!" - Helen

"Well, I'm sure I don't know, dahling! Luck favors the prepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics." - E

"But Jack Jack doesn't have any powers." - Helen

"No - o - o? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway." - E

"You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?" - Violet

"I mean, either he's in trouble, or he's going to be." - Helen

"Easy Helen, easy. Easy, girl. You're overreacting. Everything's fine. They're just all getting coffee. At the same time. Yeah." - Helen

"We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're DEAD!" - Dash

"Now, both of you will GET A GRIP, or SO HELP ME, I will ground you for a month!" - Helen

- The Incredibles

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"[speaking of Lizzie] She is tolerable, I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me. Bingley, I'm in no humor to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men... "-Mr. Darcy

[next day]

"And even Mr. Darcy, you know, may improve on closer acquaintance. "-Jane

"[pretended shock]You mean he'll be in humor to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men? Never! [fake deep voice]She is, tolerable I suppose, [laugh sneaks in] but, not handsome enough to tempt me! "-Lizzie

"[laughs] It was very wrong of him to speak so, "-Jane

"Ah, indeed it was! Capital offense, "-Lizzie

"What a charming amusement for young people this is, Mr. Darcy. Nothing like dancing, you know. One of the refinements of every polished society, "-Sir William

"And every unpolished society. "-Mr. Darcy

"Sir? "-Sir William

"Any savage can dance. "-Mr. Darcy

"Oh yes....yes quite...."-Sir William

"Pray Miss Eliza, let me persuade you to follow my example and take a turn about the room; it's so refreshing, "-Caroline

*Lizzie closes her book and joins her*

"Will you not join us, Mr. Darcy? "-Caroline

"[looks up from book] That would defeat the object, "-Mr. Darcy

"What do you mean, sir? What on earth can he mean? "-Caroline

"I think we would do better not to inquire, "-Lizzie

"Nay, we insist on knowing your meaning, sir! "-Caroline

"Why that your figures appear in best light when walking, and I might best admire them from my present position, "-Mr. Darcy

"Oh, shocking! Abominable reply! How shall we punish him, Miss Eliza? "-Caroline

"Nothing so easy; tease him, laugh at him. "-Lizzie

"Laugh at Mr. Darcy? Impossible. He is a man without fault. "-Caroline

"Is he indeed? A man without fault. "-Lizzie

"That is not possible for anyone. It has been my study to avoid those weaknesses which expose a strong understanding to ridicule. "-Mr. Darcy

"Such as, a vanity perhaps, and pride? "-Lizzie

"Yes vanity is a weakness indeed; but pride, where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will always be under good regulation. I have faults enough, Miss Bennet, but I hope they are not of understanding. My temper I cannot vouch for; it might be called 'resentful'. My good opinion once lost is lost forever. "-Mr. Darcy

"That is a failing indeed. But I cannot laugh at it. "-Lizzie

"I believe every disposition has a tendency to a particular evil, "-Mr. Darcy

"Your defect is a propensity to hate everyone, "-Lizzie

"While yours is to willfully misunderstand them, "-Mr. Darcy

"[quickly]Shall we have some music, hmm? "-Caroline

"I; I have not that talent which some possess of conversing easily with strangers, "-Mr. Darcy

"I do not play this instrument so well as I would wish to, but I have always supposed that to be my own fault, because I would not take the trouble to practice. "-Lizzie

"You're perfectly right. You've employed your time much better. No one admitted to the privilege of hearing you could think anything wanted. We neither of us perform to strangers, "-Mr. Darcy

"You are mistaken, Mr. Darcy. The mode of your declaration merely spared me any concern I might have felt in refusing you, had you behaved in a more gentleman-like manner. You could not have made me the offer of your hand in any possible way that would induce me to accept it. From the very beginning, your manners impressed me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain for the feelings of others. I had not known you a month before I thought you were the last man in the world whom I could ever marry! "-Lizzie



You don't have to see the scene to think.....ouch.

-Pride and Prejudice

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"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"

-Patches O Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

-Patches O Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

"I made you kill you best friend. I made you kill your wife. But I get to kill you."

- The Punisher, The Punisher

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"Everything that has a begening has a ending"- The Oracle from one of the Matrix's forgot which one though lol

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i thought i told you never to interupt me whilst im workin!!!-young frankenstein

"where is fancy bread in the heart or in the head"-charlie and the chocolate factory(old one)

"i want....i want....i awnt everything i see in the movies"-the orignal producers

"one day i was walking down the street and i haerd a voice behtind me say reach for it mister....so i pulled out my guns turned around and there i was face to face with a 6 year old kid....so i put my guns down and walked on little ****** shot my in the ######"-blazzing saddless

"why am i up here?i had no excitment in myy life nor any risks"-women in red

those are my favorite

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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galxy (TV Series)

Prosser: But the plans were on display.

Arthur Dent: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar.

Prosser: That's the display department.

Arthur Dent: With a torch.

Prosser: The lights had probably gone.

Arthur Dent: So had the stairs.

Prosser: But you did see the notice, didn't you?

Arthur Dent: Oh, yes. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign outside the door saying "Beware of the Leopard." Ever thought of going into advertising?


Arthur Dent: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm stuck in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.

Ford Prefect: Why? What did she tell you?

Arthur Dent: I don't know! I didn't listen!


Marvin: The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million: they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline.


Marvin: Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bothered to say it oh GOD I'm so depressed.


The Book: The Argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "For proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing." "BUT," says Man, "The Babel Fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves you exist, so therefore you don't. QED." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that." And promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Ooh, that was easy." says Man and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing. Most thelogians have said this theory is simply a load of Dingo's kidneys. But this didn't stop Oolon Colluphid from writing the book, "Well that about wrap's it up for God."


Okay, I'll quit now...I really shouldn't come to posts like this...I get so carried away...LOL


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Heh, I have a couple of these:

"Hey, Happy! You suck, ya jack***!" - crazed fan from Happy Gilmore

Guard: "Bring out your dead!"

Man: "Here's one."

Old Villager: "But I'm not dead yet..."

Guard: "Here. He says he's not dead."

Man: "Yes, he is."

Old Villager: "But I'm not dead! I feel....happy."

Guard: "He's not dead."

Man: "Oh, he will be." - Scene from the aforemention Holy Grail movie, I know I don't have it all right....

"You threw off my groove!" - Emperor Kuzco, Emperor's New Groove

There's more, but I'm tired....

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?

Ace Ventura: That's none of your ###### business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.

Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were someone else.

Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls

Ace: Die you winged spawn of Satan!

Ace: Of course, how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.

Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!


Sean Barnes: Maybe you should write him a note. Dear Poachers, this is very bad. I'm telling.

All the Queens Men

Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that.


Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!

Ron Burgundy: [after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.


Dr. Ross Jennings: Respect is fine, but actually I've always wanted to be feared.

Delbert McClintock: Would anyone object if I tore this floor out?

Molly: I would.

Delbert McClintock: False alarm then. Lead on.

Beetle Juice

Adam: What are your qualifications?

Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Julliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Benny and Joon

Sam: I'm Sam.

Benny: So I hear... I'm Benny.

Sam: With an 'n'?

Benny: Yea two of 'em... this is Joon.

Sam: With an 'n'?

Joon: One...You're out of your tree.

Sam: It's...not my tree.

Benny: I think I need a beer.

Better Off Dead

Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.

Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

[slams the door shut]

Charles De Mar: [giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

The Birdcage

Albert Goldman: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!

Armand: I made you short?

Armand: Is Albert here?

Agador: No.

Armand: Great. Then he's driving back from Miami at 20 miles an hour with the parking brake on.

Armand: You look like Lucy's stunt double.

Agador: [dancing around in red wig cleaning] No actually I'm a combination of Lucy and Ricky

Armand: That's horrifying.

Armand: [to Agador] Pull yourself together! Because you have to cook dinner. I have to go find Albert.


Val: You... can *cook*, right?

Agador: Your father seems to think so...

Armand: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?

Agador: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.

Armand: My God, what a brilliant idea!

Agador: I know.


Batty Koda: *gasp* Gravity works.

Ock: Now Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?

Batty Koda: Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around like, "Hi, Helen".

Batty Koda: Oh sonic interference, what a nightmare... I thought I saw a human...

[sees Zak]

Batty Koda: AH! HUMAN!

[falls from tree]

Crysta: That's a human?

Batty Koda: Yes! Yes! Kill it! Restrain it! Medicate it! Something!

[takes deep breaths]

Batty Koda: Puff up! Puff up! They hate that!

Crysta: Just imagine. Humans back in Ferngully.

Batty Koda: Yup. There goes the neighborhood.

Crysta: Be nice, Batty.

Batty Koda: First of all, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then your parking lots, your convenience stores, and then...

[Zak shorts out Batty's antenna]

Batty Koda: Price check on prune juice, Bob. Price check on prune juice.

Batty Koda: What're you crazy that's lemming talk!

Ferris Beuler's Day Off

Cameron: What'd I do?

Ferris: You killed the car.

Cameron: Why'd you kick me?

Ferris: Where's your brain?

Cameron: Why'd you kick me?

Ferris: Where's your brain?

Cameron: Why'd you kick me?

Ferris: Where's your brain?

Cameron: I asked you first.

Ed Rooney: What's the score?

Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.

Ed Rooney: Who's winning?

Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.

Ed Rooney: I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

Ferris: [describing Cameron's house] The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.

Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

Ferris: It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.

Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

Sloane: What could happen to it? It's in a garage.

Cameron: It could get wrecked, stolen, breathed on wrong...

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Galaxy Quest

Gwen DeMarco: Let’s get outta here before one of those things kills Guy!

Guy Fleegman: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here!

Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?

Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.

Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.

Fred Kwan: You lost me.

Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.

Guy Fleegman: Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.

Jason Nesmith: What?

Guy Fleegman: Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think…I think we're the green-thingy.

Sir Alexander Dane: I see you've managed to get your shirt off.

Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?

Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show.

Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it, I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!

Sir Alexander Dane: You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship!

Jason Nesmith: Where are you going?

Sir Alexander Dane: To see if there's a pub.

Notting Hill

Anna Scott: I can't believe you have that picture on your wall.

William: You like Chagall?

Anna Scott: I do. It feels like how being in love should be. Floating through a dark blue sky.

William: With a goat playing the violin.

Anna Scott: Yes - happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.

Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.

William: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...

Spike: ah, right-o then.

[continues to eat it]

Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, par... snip, parsley, parno, parley. Parley, that's the one. Parley. Parley!

Pintel: ###### to the depths whatever muttonhead thought up "Parley".

Jack Sparrow: That would be the French. Which is Latin based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise.

Pintel: I like mayonnaise.

Jack Sparrow: The thing about the French is, they’re completely obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes really. Think about it.

Pintel: Don’t know.

Jack Sparrow: Lovely singing voices the French (whistles) eunuchs, all of ‘em,

(most of that was in a deleted scene)

Jack Sparrow: Apparently, there's a leak...

Pretty Woman

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?

Edward Lewis: Not if you expect me to answer.

Mr. Hollister: Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Just profane or really, really offensive?

Edward Lewis: Really offensive.

Mr. Hollister: I like him so much.

The Princess Bride

Westley: I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

Inigo Montoya: Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?

Fezzik: Over the albino, I think.

Westley: Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?

Westley: Give us the gate key.

Yellin: I have no gate key.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.

Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.

Scooby Doo

Daphne: Fred keeps touching me!

Fred: Shaggy... Listen, man. Someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down, man. Talk me down.

Shaggy: Fred, you’re a friggin protoplasmic head!

Fred: I know. But I’m still the best looking protoplasmic head here right? I mean…

Shaggy: This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today.

Sleepy Hollow

Ichabod Crane: It was a headless horseman.

Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself.

Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman.

Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here.

Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.

Young Masbath: Is he dead?

Ichabod Crane: That's the problem. He was dead to begin with

The Santa Claus

Elf: I’m not a kid. I have pointy shoes that are older than you. I’m an elf.

Scott Calvin: Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Charlie: Neil doesn't believe in Santa

Scott: Well, Neil's head comes to a point.

Laura: All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person.

Scott: Kind of like Neil.

Dr. Neil Miller: Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?

Scott Calvin: We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women.

Scott Calvin: I read him a book!

Dr. Neil Miller: What book?

Scott Calvin: Hollywood Wives.

[his wife puts her hand into her face, giving off a resentful gesture]

Scott Calvin: "The Night Before Christmas", folks, come on!

Scott Calvin: Where is he?

Laura: Well, he could be jumping up and down on his bed wearing a red hat and galoshes.

Scott Calvin: I don't care what Neil is doing. Where is Charlie?

i'm really sorry, i know that that's an obscene amount of stuff but i hope u get a few laughs out of it. :D

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“What’s wrong with freedom? That’s what it’s all about.”

“That’s what it’s all about, all right. But talkin’ about it and bein’ it, that’s two different things.”

-Easy Rider


“It doesn’t matter if you get killed, as long as you’re doing something that you believe in.”

-Evel Knievel, Billy Knievel


“In Ecclesiastes, it assures us that there is a time. A time to laugh, and a time to weep, and a time to mourn. And there IS a time to dance. And there was a time for this law (law against dancing), but not anymore. See, this is our time to dance. It’s our way of…of celebrating…life.”

-Footloose, Rhet     



 “I was born to surf. This is why I wake up at the crack of dawn every day.  This is why I endure belly rash, reef cuts, and muscles so sore they feel like needles. And I’ve learned that life is a lot like surfing. When you get caught in the impact zone, you need to get right back up, because you never know what’s over the next wave. And if you have faith, anything is possible. Anything at all.”

-Soul Surfer, Bethany


Newscaster- “If you could go back to that day, and not have gone surfing, would you?”

Bethany- “I wouldn’t change what happened to me, because then I wouldn’t have this chance, in front of all of you, this chance to embrace more people, than I ever could have with two arms.”

-Soul Surfer

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