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Ebonics Bible?

Big Daddy's Rap (The Lord's Prayer)

Yo, Big Daddy upstairs,
You be chillin
So be yo hood
You be sayin' it, I be doin' it
In this ere hood and yo's
Gimme some eats
And cut me some slack, Blood
So's I be doin' it to dem dat diss me
Don' be pushin' me into no jive
And keep dem crips away
'Cause you always be da man, G,
Straight up


--A friend of mine showed me this the other night. Needless to say, we laugheddddd. This can't be for real!!
First chapter of Genesis can be found here: [url="http://www.ebonics-translator.com/ebonibible.php"]http://www.ebonics-translator.com/ebonibible.php[/url]
"And Big Daddy enunciated, Let dere be light y'all: an' dere wuz light."

:P

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I guess I don't speak Ebonics well enough, cuz I got losteded... I think its kinda crazy that we need an Ebonics Bible...what's next, Redneck hymns?

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I think redneck hymns is a fantastic idea. Let me try a redneck genesis

1 In the beginning Bubba done made the crick and the huntin club.
2 Now the huntin club was without dear, and y'all know there ain't nuttin but darkness over the surface of the crick, and the Spirit of Bubba was ridin' his John Boat over the waters.

3 And Bubba said, "Let there be JOhn Deer," and there was some mighty fine 4 Wheelers. 4 Bubba saw that the 4 wheelers was good, and He separated the Bud from the Game. 5 Bubba called the Bud "one fine drink," and the darkness he called "them dang yankees." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

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this is really very bad, seriously bad.

[img]http://media.photobucket.com/image/winning%20facepalm/redsyndicate/ImpliedFacepalm.png[/img]

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