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Sorry/you're not sorry

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Okay so I saw this on another site and it is totally funny so basically how it works.

 

Person one: I'm sorry I took your favorite books.

 

Person 2: apology accepted/you're not sorry

I'm sorry I did etc.

 

and it goes on

It doesn;t have to be real, it is just funny jokes XD

 

I'll start

 

I'm sorry I took your favorite shirt.

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Aw, apology accepted! :')

 

I am sorry I colored your puppy purple and lime green (even though it looks totally wicked...). :(

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If you are sane at all, you are definitely not sorry! Cookies and tv, man!!! <3 <3 <3

 

I am sorry I yelled at you just now (but I mean, c'mon! I had to!)

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No! Thank you! I hate perfume! Now I have an excuse not to smell like baby lotion and flowers!

I'm sorry I mixed a laxative in your drink last night....

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That's okay. I'd been constipated for weeks. You were very helpful and now everything is running quite smoothly.


I'm sorry this post is disgusting, I couldn't resist.

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Guest Mike Spero

You're not sorry

 

Sorry my signature gif is cuter than you'll ever be xp

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You aren't sorry 

 

I'm sorry no one will ever be able to play the guitar as good as Jimi Hendrix 

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Don't be, I needed to take some time off anyways. :P

I'm sorry I pushed you in the pool yesterday, I forgot about your cell phones being in your pocket.

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Don't worry, I'm a terrible per owner! He's a lot happier in heaven.

I'm sorry I forgot to buy a ham for Christmas dinner. :/

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Not a problem.  I secretly hate snow globes anyway.

 

I'm sorry I brought a goat to your party last night.

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