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A few minutes ago I was all giddy over valentines chocolates, so I went to get some milk... and then it happened.

 

When I finished pouring the milk, I tripped over one of the parts of my favorite baggy pajamas...

 

The milk was about to stain and ruin my awesome Pjs.

 

Then out of nowhere, my hand slapped the milk from the air and it splat somewhere across the wall and floor.

 

I was so happy, my pajamas were not ruined!

 

God saved me and my pajamas, even if the floor and wall was soaking in milk.

 

I had to sacrifice something for something even better.

 

Let that be known to you kiddies.

 

I was also very fat and lazy about cleaning the stuff up.(And I didn't)

 

I let my old people clean it up, MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

 

~ Stay fresh.

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I'm glad to know God is far more concerned about protecting your pajamas than addressing rampant human rights violations across the globe (rape, poverty, disease, dirty water, famine, etc).

 

Me too! :)

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A few minutes ago I was all giddy over valentines chocolates, so I went to get some milk... and then it happened.

 

When I finished pouring the milk, I tripped over one of the parts of my favorite baggy pajamas...

 

The milk was about to stain and ruin my awesome Pjs.

 

Then out of nowhere, my hand slapped the milk from the air and it splat somewhere across the wall and floor.

 

I was so happy, my pajamas were not ruined!

 

God saved me and my pajamas, even if the floor and wall was soaking in milk.

 

I had to sacrifice something for something even better.

 

Let that be known to you kiddies.

 

I was also very fat and lazy about cleaning the stuff up.(And I didn't)

 

I let my old people clean it up, MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

 

~ Stay fresh.

This is somewhat a kind of poetry :)

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*shrug*

This is the general chit chat board guys.

Lighthearted mundane stories aren't technically out of place.

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One time a buddy of mine tripped and tumbled all the way down his basement stairs with a full glass of iced tea.

Did not spill a single drop.

His god beats your god.

Sorry.

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One time a buddy of mine tripped and tumbled all the way down his basement stairs with a full glass of iced tea.

Did not spill a single drop.

His god beats your god.

Sorry.

 

Impressive.

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