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#1
alis volat propriis

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Big Daddy's Rap (The Lord's Prayer)

Yo, Big Daddy upstairs,
You be chillin
So be yo hood
You be sayin' it, I be doin' it
In this ere hood and yo's
Gimme some eats
And cut me some slack, Blood
So's I be doin' it to dem dat diss me
Don' be pushin' me into no jive
And keep dem crips away
'Cause you always be da man, G,
Straight up


--A friend of mine showed me this the other night. Needless to say, we laugheddddd. This can't be for real!!
First chapter of Genesis can be found here: http://www.ebonics-t.../ebonibible.php
"And Big Daddy enunciated, Let dere be light y'all: an' dere wuz light."

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Mark J

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I guess I don't speak Ebonics well enough, cuz I got losteded... I think its kinda crazy that we need an Ebonics Bible...what's next, Redneck hymns?

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Of the children shamed for those they chose to kiss.
Who will rise to stop the blood?" Rise Against's Song: Make It Stop


#3
alis volat propriis

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what's next, Redneck hymns?[/b]


Pretty sure you and I could rock those. :)

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[AgentHeron] 11:13 am: i am a pretty princess
[Hamlet] 11:14 am: That's ok
[Hamlet] 11:14 am: I am a fierce manboy


~Married to Decoy, prostitute of Pimp Guitarman121394, partner in crime with AgentHeron, and lover to Hamlet</span>.

True Life: I have threesomes with AgentHeron and Hamlet...No. You can't watch it and record it on your videophoneeee.

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horsesforlife

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Hahaha I seriously started laughing so hard when I read the "big daddy" part.
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Madame Captain

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-hangs head-

I hate ebonics...

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swampfox

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I think redneck hymns is a fantastic idea. Let me try a redneck genesis

1 In the beginning Bubba done made the crick and the huntin club.
2 Now the huntin club was without dear, and y'all know there ain't nuttin but darkness over the surface of the crick, and the Spirit of Bubba was ridin' his John Boat over the waters.

3 And Bubba said, "Let there be JOhn Deer," and there was some mighty fine 4 Wheelers. 4 Bubba saw that the 4 wheelers was good, and He separated the Bud from the Game. 5 Bubba called the Bud "one fine drink," and the darkness he called "them dang yankees." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
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MrSugar

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-hangs head-

I hate ebonics...[/b]


As do I.
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heather99

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I've never heard of ebonics, so I certainly can't understand them very well.
No matter how many times I thump on the back of my wardrobe, I still haven't ended up in narnia...
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aqua

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this is really very bad, seriously bad.

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Staralfur

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It took me a really long time to decipher any of that, lol. Insane.

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wow lame.. >.>
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