mintchocochip
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Я так устал.

My body hasn't working right since I was born. I am basically a little allergic to every food. So when I was four years old, I almost starved to death, until I was saved through a treatment called provocation neutralization.

Ohhh! I see it now! xD

Is your profile picture Dexter?

POOP

I was going to ask you what part of Westchester you moved to before CTF started collapsing in extreme lag! But as it is, on your profile page, I couldn't help seeing the comments below me, and I am both dismayed and offended that many of the users who commented are oblivious to the identity and context of the individual in your profile picture...now, if you'll excuse me, I have to return some video tapes.

Looks can be deceiving indeed! The "puppy dog eyes" look that the Cat manages to pull off in Shrek is a prime example.

So I see your username and think "Mmmmm, mint chocolate chip cookies..." and then see your appetizing avatar of an ice cream, click on your profile and as a result are greeted by a MAN LICKING BLOOD OFF HIS FACE. What did I do wrong to deserve such a vicious deceitful trick? :O xD

Well if it's blood then that's just nasty.

Is that ketchup?