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Captain Jack Sparrow

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  1. I think I remember you

  2. Sami? Sami Jane? Sammy is it you!? I will never forget you. Never.

    1. Sami_jane


      I'm here, I'm here! I'm sorry! lol The last time I got on CTF if was being overrun by spammers so I was on for like 2 mins and then didn't come back. Hope you're doing well!

  3. O Zabby, where have you gone.

  4. Megan, where are you, come back.

  5. Well well well.




    1. Captain Jack Sparrow

      Captain Jack Sparrow

      Not that it hurt my feeling or whatever but you never replied to this.

  6. Bu... No heart for meee? :crying:

  7. Eye'm cytil youzing jeemale, butt eye doughn't ofen eemale peepel, beecowz thear reeli izn't much four me two sai. At the mowment eye doughn't hav such a grate leyef. Did we evir exchanj eemale adresez thow? We culd hav filasofical discushinz abowt serius ishoows...

  8. Yes, phaisebuke was way to extreme, I couldn't handle the pressure. But I am still on the internet :naughty:

  9. No, I'm afriad there can be no physical contact; it will only lead to regrets. A quiet solemn nod will do.

  10. Why don't I get poop? D:

  11. Hey Becky. This will come as a huge shock to you, but I am actually in fact your guardian angel. I've saved you're life about 7456 times so far, and you don't even know it.

    I just thought I should let you know.

  12. Oh Katie you silly girl, you are never silly. <3

  13. Oh dear, I'm replying a bit late.

    I deactivated my Fb account, because it was an incessant itch, figuratively speaking. I never went to Australia, that was just a misunderstanding. :) I'm living in Cape Town now. I have a room with my very own balcony, absolutely perfect for smooching in the moonlight. Not that I do that but yeah. I want to know what you are doing. PM me immediately, do not leave the building before you have sent me a message. Do not leave your computer/phone/ipad/typewriter before you send the message. Send a message now. Not later but actually now, within the next 1 minute of you life. Make it 3 minutes, to give you time to type out all the details. <3

  14. I miss you too, and love you almost as much as I miss you.

  15. Oh hey there Katy, sorry about the late reply, I've been out hunting enchanted gargoyles. Got three, almost four, but the forth got lucky and only had his tail blasted off. I kinda feel bad about that, will have to finish the job.

    I see your creature's name is Monty, I once had a python with that name. My dog goes by the name of Gandalf, 'cause he's a Lord of the Rings nerd, it's true.

    Anyway, this is quite a strange question, but what is your opinion of pitted olives?

  16. I winced and thought, "vasectomy".


  17. Boys vs. Girls, we must fight together.

  18. Oh, *afraid.

    Katie, I'm so confused now. Are we talking about horses? I don't actually know what a Cajun prince is.

  19. Well I'm not, but I like to be prepared. I must say, you're a very antisocial person, and I'm offended by your unwilliness to meet me and give me a hug, in real life. I was looking forward to giving you one. You're really making things difficult here; imagine how awkward it will be if our paths cross one day. I mean what then. Will we just give each other a sullen nod and move on feeling embarrassed? Because I certainly wouldn't want to impose on your highness, oh no. You're ruining all prospects of future friendship.

    I hate you, respectfully.